hmm... do stalkers usually admit to their victims that they are stalking them? oo that reminds me of eternal sunshine...
-You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
-I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
-That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
-Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.
i'm assuming you've seen it. if not, please do. because it's excellent.